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Jay Carpenter Esq. aka "Rock Star #2"
BIRTHDAY: August 7th MYSPACE: www.myspace.com/jmurokstar
HOME: Merrifield, VA
The Man. The Myth. The Legend. Jay is your all around great American, and scholar. Ever out and about and hear things like, "Tap & Tan!", "L to L", or "That will be $5.00"? If so, stop what you're doing, walk up to him, and kiss his feet (although that will set you back another $5). The man can spout out comments and quotes for eternity. He'll literally do and say anything, at any time. And although I have yet to figure out his REAL personality, he is definitely here to stay... and for your enjoyment.
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Dean-Ohhhhhhhhh!...from Bahston
BIRTHDAY: August 27th WEBSITE: www.deanericson.com
HOME: Fairfax, VA MYSPACE: www.myspace.com/KICA5
This guy's the best to party with, and i'll tell you why. 1) Girls absolutely LOVE his boston accent. And when I say "LOVE", I mean "would rip his clothes off" if he said the word Poop. 2) His grandfather invented the modern day fishstick, AND his cousin is the lead singer of the band OK GO. Talk about conversation starters! Whether it's the Fall, Winter, Spring, or "Summer of Dean" out, sharing a beer with Dean-Oh is always a pleasure. Keep keeping on dude, and GIDDY UP!
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Chris Sunderland aka "Jefferson Sundy"
BIRTHDAY: November 23rd MYSPACE: www.myspace.com/jeffersonsundy
HOME: Virginia Beach, VA
Hailing from the fine beaches of Virginia, I present to you a rock star within sheep's clothing. He might look like an innocent young man on the outside, but he's got enough spunk to outdo Tommy Lee (on smack) any day. Mix that with a thorough knowledge of music, movies, & cigars, and you can pack this guy in your suitcase and take him anywhere! And although he resides farther away, he is always in our hearts...and our prayers (you know what we're talking about buddy!).
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Wilbur Rifareal aka "Skippah"
BIRTHDAY: September 15th HOME: Tyson's Corner, VA
Wilbah Skippah to be exact (courtesy of Dean-Oh's estranged accent). Everyone can attest to this man's nobility. Not sure if that's an actual word, but when the nobility prizes are awarded this year, one will def. go to this fine gentleman. Not only is he the smartest, or the least likely to get in trouble out of us i should say...baring one ancient night where doing back flips off of a balcony in a barn seemed like the right thing to do... but he's always got your back! Probably because he's middle class.
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Drew Leftwich aka "Nutt"
BIRTHDAY: October 12th HOME: Falls Church, VA
Aye Aye, Matees! On behalf of Captain Drew, I invite you aboard the U.S.S.Chode. Tonight's main feature: The Dancing T-Rex! Ha ha...oh man, i am cracking myself up on that one. In all seriousness, Drew is a Pirate... and he has found his booty! haha...sorry, but it's just so hard cuz he's REALLY like a modern day pirate: He loves to roam international waters, eats anything ethnic you put in front of him (no MacDonalds for him), and has a tattoo on his back! Come on...a Pirate, right?
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Super Hiro Kawashita
BIRTHDAY: October 23rd WEBSITE: www.sooperhiro.com
HOME: Alexandria, VA MYSPACE: www.myspace.com/sooperhiro
You might be wondering right now, is he a REAL superhero? Well, indeed he is. He's the quickest, sneakiest, mightiest Asian/Latin/Greek character you've ever seen! His power? He can out drink & party you anytime, any place. He can also out drive you, however due to recent events, I ask you politely not to challenge him on that. A true friend and co-worker, he is a great person to have around. Go Team Hiro!
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Phil Foss aka "DJ Foss"
BIRTHDAY: September 22nd WEBSITE: www.graphicnet.net
HOME: Vienna, VA MYSPACE: www.myspace.com/djfoss
Do you remember that fad a few years back where tough guys used to wear bike chains around their neck? This guy started it. He also liked to go by the gay name of "Xris" at JMU parties in an attempt, i think, to make me look like an A hole (i still owe you for that). Regardless, he's hella funny at any social scene and he gets the job done right. Not only is he an incredible graphic designer, he could probably bike circles around you, on top of you, and through you. He's basically really good at biking.
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Billy D-head (for more reasons than one!)
BIRTHDAY: January 22nd HOME: Bumbletown, FL
Wow, I seriously don't know where to start. (Should I go with the "Bus comes at 7:30" story, or the "She WASN'T sleeping!" one? Hum..or perhaps the one where he took his pals out boating only to crash into the dock, or maybe the time he made us all smoke tamp.... oh crap ... better ... stop... here) Okay, so this guy was an AWESOME roomate, and is a definite friend for life. I think he flies space shuttles now for NASA or something like that. Or was it launching rockets at the moon? Oh well, this guy is cool. And the first of us to get married. Good one Jocy!
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Steve Moss aka "Steve Moss"
BIRTHDAY: November 20th HOME: Philadelphia, PA
Mossy Moss! This guy does it all: Banking, Sell-side analyzing, stock researching, but even more impressive: Bird watching! He can spot them from here to Arkansas...or at least Philly. The point is, if you were picking people for your financial team, he'd be your #1 draft pick. When it comes to throwing Hunter's Ridge parties, or limmo riding on your one and only 21st bday party...not so much. As much grief and agony as we give you though buddy, we all love you...and your hot sister. (damnit)
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